The elephant said to the mouse,
“I think I shall visit your house,
For I feel like a cuppa
And maybe some supper
Prepared by your fat little spouse.”

Said the mouse, “What makes you suppose,
That your weight gives you rights to impose?
For our brains, I surmise,
Are of similar size,
Now be off or I’ll tickle your nose!”


From “Chryme and Punishment”