The orchid asked the baby goat
“Hey! little feller, what’s your name?”
“My name is Gotour Kidd, orchid
My dad, a painter, he’s to blame.*

‘Go tour the world, Gotour,’ he urged
And bade me travel far and wide
‘See all the sights, eat all you can
Then come back home and find a bride.’

The bride is not my main concern
Though holly’s nice, and mistletoe
And food is tasty everywhere
My fav’rite’s orchid: where’d you go?”

* Recognize the Chris de Burgh reference?