A cute chick called Gillian
Quit the civilian
And entered the army
Her stepfather William
Said, “Girl, you’re a silly ’un,
T’be honest, I think you’ve gone barmy!”

But Gillian, undaunted,
Ignoring his taunted
Said, “It sounds so inviting
Stop looking so haunted,
The food is much vaunted,
T’be honest, I think it’s exciting!”


Now much older and wiser
She cannot disguise her
At the army’s provisions
Which doesn’t surprise her
Stepfather who sighs a
Lot at his stepdaughter’s decisions.