A testy teenage elephant
By name of Jezebelephant
Who wanted to rebelephant
Stopped washing – was a smellyphant

I scarcely need to tellephant
She soon became unwellephant
With pains inside her bellyphant
That fast began to swellephant

The doctor she’d repelephant
When bringing cleaning gelephant
She’d scream and rant and yellephant
And call him “Infidelephant!”

She went downhill pell-mellephant
Till, as she said farewellephant,
They sounded her death knellephant –
I think she went to hellephant.

From “Chryme and Punishment”