Bridget the midget while drunk had a dream
While plastered she plotted and stewed on a scheme
She looks up at tall people sneering a sneer
All day and all week and all month and all year
They’re rude and their rudeness will truly be rued
Their meaner demeanour means B’s come unglued
The miniature chainsaw’s already been bought
Those mean, rude, tall people will shortly be short.