Chuckling Charlie is a cheetah with a cracking turn of pace
So athletic, energetic, full of power, strength and grace
Well … he could be if he wanted to be really commonplace
But instead he’s fat and lazy which his friends call ‘a disgrace’

Through his days of inactivity he’d starve, the vagabond
Were it not for Simple Sally who of Chuck is overfond
His pals observe her feed him and they gleefully respond
That if she had been a human then she would have been a blonde

From “Chryme and Punishment”