When Jock Topus the octopus
(The evil-minded doctorpus)
Dissected Goldilocktopus
To cure her chicken pocktopus
The octopods were shockedopus
Back on their heels were rockedopus
And everybody flockedopus
To see him in the docktopus
The court was chockablocktopus
As Jock they jeered and mockedopus
Made him a laughing stocktopus
And cheered when he was lockedupus

From “A Pun – My Word!”