Herman the hermit has purchased a permit
(By post) from a French civil servant called Kermit
He’s building a fence half as high as the Eiffel
And sitting and watching it, armed with a rifle
The sign on the fence says, “Beware of the madman,
The lonely, depressed and eternally sad man!”
But lest you should think his IQ’s on the thin side
The sign on the fence has been placed on the inside
From “A Flash In The Pun”