The cows went to a moooovie
But they found it quite bemoooosing
The Teenage Mooootant Ninja Turtles –
Not at all amoooosing
They mooooched into a restaurant
They’d herd it was a good ’un
Moooosaka was the main dish
And rich chocolate moooouse for pudd’n’
They started drinking moooonshine
And the party mooood turned sour
So they goose-stepped up to London
And they hoofed it to the Tower
“We are not cowards,” they declared,
“And you will not defeat us
’Cos we have come to mooootilate
Those dastardly beefeaters!”
From “A Pun – My Word!”