Poem Archive

He Exercises My Patience

Bert bodybuilder is obsessed
With all the muscles in his chest
He struts round topless for publicity
Exhibiting his pec-centricity

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A Co-dependent Never Changes Her Spots

Chuckling Charlie is a cheetah with a cracking turn of pace
So athletic, energetic, full of power, strength and grace
Well … he could be if he wanted to be really commonplace
But instead he’s fat and lazy which his friends call ‘a disgrace’

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This Protection Thing Is a Racket

The catamaran chased the mouseamaran
All over the bay till he caught her
So the mouseamaran called the dogamaran
And begged him to come and to thwart her

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