Poem Archive

A No-Win Situation?

The Thai tie tying race is on
Four tying Thais for honours vie
The title’s never yet been won
… It’s always been a tie

read more

They Made a Good Fist of It

The spiders formed a handball team
They played them all from rock to sty
Yet suffered only one defeat
And that was ’gainst the octopi

read more

A Protection Racket?

The evolutionist engaged me in a conversation
He spoke of inconsistent things like nature conservation
If ‘survival of the fittest’ seals the species’ destinations
Why do they try to save the weak for future generations?

read more