Poem Archive

They Danced the Lambada to Celebrate

Away in the desert just south of San Reno
The lambs were all gambolling in the casino
They got into debt and they got in quite deepish
Bereft of their cash they were left feeling sheepish

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The boa developed a rash on his tummy
An ailment that makes him less brash and more chummy
He’s starving and can’t even scratch where it itches
He squeezes his prey but they leave him in stitches

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It’s Only Hide Deep

Humbug the hippo skipped down to the pool
Desiring a dippo his tootsies to cool
When spying a lady he started to drool
They never told him about such things in school

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