Poem Archive

Daniel Nutz resigned his post
With that old job he got too bored
He took employment washing cats
And changed his name to Claude

Ron, my rabbit, loves ice-cream
His favourite flavour is vanilla
He messes so — it’s such a scream
That’s why I call him my chin-chiller

The hedgehogs have a soccer team,
I was surprised to hear,
A pretty useful one that won
The forest league last year