Poem Archive

An infant kangaroopium
When born is Lilliputian
I think it looks peculium
Ensconced in its marsupium

The hare developed cancer
And his fam’ly were appalled
But, though cured by chemotherapy,
The hapless hare’s now bald!

Finding a tiger called Spot is surprising
An epithet needing some rationalising
He’s one of a little known breed from Kilkenny
So rare David Attenborough couldn’t find any