Poem Archive

Maybe If You Kiss Him…

Joszef the froggy was feeling quite groggy
He’d just had a look at his genealoggy
His forebears, from Warsaw, were royal and soulish
And when he was young he did feel a tad Polish

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A Mass Exodus

Bill, a gorilla as strong as Godzilla
Pumped iron ’til struck by catastrophe
The babes who would sigh at his shape said, “Good-bye”
When his muscles all started to atrophy

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He Was Potty About Her

The potter and his girlfriend fought
She trashed his work across the floor
She called him some atrocious names
Then packed and, leaving, slammed the door

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