Poems Archive

They Ran Out of Magnetism

Two residents of Warsaw wed
With nought in common so she fled
So different and cold of heart
It’s clear the two were Poles apart

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They Were Talking Bull

The cows went to a moooovie
But they found it quite bemoooosing
The Teenage Mooootant Ninja Turtles –
Not at all amoooosing

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The Low-flying Pelican

The pelican flew very low
When landing in the pan
The ducks all dived for cover
When their leader shouted, “Man!”

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He Lives in Shorance

thieves broke in and stole my stuff
That would be turbulently tough
And so I’ve summoned to my place
Insurance salesman Justin Case

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Who Knew He Was Chinese?

The Queen of household cleaners
Wed the famous potter King
Their amorous demeanours
Spawned their offspring Prince Char Ming

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If At First You Don’t Suck Seed

Woody the woodpecker started to pout
Fed up with wood-wood-wood day in and day out
“It beggars belief that this life could excite,
I cannot endure it, this bark has no bite!

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