Fudgy the budgie is getting quite pudgy
He sits in his cage with tweet nothing to do
If you were as bored as that bird, be assured
You would probably eat all day too!
The possum lay there still as stone
When prodded by McPherson
He wasn’t really dead, though,
He was only playing person!
“Another damning scandal looms”
Reports this morning’s Fable Times
Is there no end to winning’s greed?
So many stoop to sporting crimes!