Poem Archive

Buzz Buzzard and the buzzy bee
(Called Aldrin) met high in a tree
The bee said to the buzzard, “Buzz”
The buzzard wuz surprised beecuzz

Tassie Tern caused consternation
With her lack of conversation
She wed a mute, to which her brother
Said, “One dumb tern deserves another”

While trotting round the neighbourhood,
I contemplated horses
Though saddled with a nagging wife,
There’s no equine divorces