Poem Archive

He Didn’t Know What Was Cooking

Did you ever see anything zanier
Than these marsupials from Tasmania?
They sit on their haunches
And thrust out their paunches
With snouts that a crowd o’

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There’s No Accounting for Taste

Janet the gannet has circled the planet
In search of her favourite dish
She’s eaten the meat ’n’ the fowl ’n’ the sweet ’n’
She’s finally chosen the ratatouille

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Scratch Carefully!

The witch did itch
Which made her twitch
And from her broom she did unhitch
A switch of niche

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