Poem Archive

He Showed a Lot of Bottle

Graham Grape was being tortured
Pressed for answers by the swine
Though squeezed to death he told them nothing
He just let out a little whine

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She’s a Fawkesy Lady

Penelope has never had a boyfriend or a lover
It seems the task of finding one is simply way above ’er
Her mother says if she don’t find a husband ere December
She’ll kick her out the house so hard she won’t even remember!

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