Poem Archive

The Ladder Was in a Shed

’Arry the adder, on top of the ladder
’Ad ’ad a surprise and been jolted
He got such a fright that he closed his eyes tight
And, without looking where, ’Arry bolted

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He Said it Was a Tax-free Deducktion

Pharaoh the goose was a silver-tongued fowl
Who seemed to investors as wise as an owl
He offered the earth and he promised a dream
But Pharaoh the goose ran a pyramid scheme

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Not from Warsaw

I put a pole inside my toilet
But the landlord in control
Went off to court, the judge agreed
“Your contract has not one loo pole!”

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