Poem Archive

She Asked For an In-crease

Lee crumples clothing for a living
But two weeks’ notice she is giving
She’ll spend a few months convalescing
Because her job was so de-pressing

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Gambling the Knight Away

Sir Galla had a dreadful night
Around the round card table
He owed Sir Lance a lot of gold –
To pay he was unable

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Unarmed in a Battle of Wits

A cute chick called Gillian
Quit the civilian
Lifestyle
And entered the army
Her stepfather William
Said, “Girl, you’re a silly ’un,
T’be honest, I think you’ve gone barmy!”

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