Poem Archive

Beth banana lost her court case
But she got a real raw deal
So she bared her skin before the judge
And won it on appeal

The pelican flew very low
When landing in the pan
The ducks all dived for cover
When their leader shouted, “Man!”

The demon of cirrhosis struck
Poor Al Kuhollik sat and shivered
Too late he summoned Father Djinn
He was de-livered, not delivered