Show me the punny

The fifth book of hilarious poems from the wacky mind of Phil Maund. Find out the real reason the tortoise beat the hare, what happens in children’s hell, and why I bought my fiancée an elephant.  Meet the (un)usual  assortment of zany characters who will  entertain and delight you while tickling your funny bone and leave you wanting more. (Hint: get the two free ones then buy another book!) And in the tradition of Silv’rilocks, see what happens when Snow White turns 90.