Archives – Poem of the Day
So He Mooned Him
At 2a.m. Sir Robin found
His navel turned pitch black
His lady put her gown on
And ran off to fetch the quack
The Low-flying Pelican
The pelican flew very low
When landing in the pan
The ducks all dived for cover
When their leader shouted, “Man!”
This Protection Thing Is a Racket
The catamaran chased the mouseamaran
All over the bay till he caught her
So the mouseamaran called the dogamaran
And begged him to come and to thwart her
He Cheers Mumbo Up*
When you see a giraffe who is starting to laugh
You can’t help but join in, it’s contagious
Cos his skinny legs shake till you think that they’ll break
And his wobbling head looks outrageous


