He’s Flower Powered
The orchid asked the baby goat
“Hey! little feller, what’s your name?”
“My name is Gotour Kidd, orchid
My dad, a painter, he’s to blame.*
Call the Overseer
In Bolivia, the soldiers stationed on the North-West border
Could not see o’er the wall their neighbours built to curb disorder
They tried a tower built of wood, a ladder made of rope
But they only solved their problem when they built a Peruscope
Not from Warsaw
I put a pole inside my toilet
But the landlord in control
Went off to court, the judge agreed
“Your contract has not one loo pole!”
I’m Too Shrewd for my Own Good!
I met a man the other day
A luv’ly feller, I must say,
He spoke of opportunity –
Of earning with impunity
How Much Is under the Pillow?
The largest fairy ever born
Lives far out in the jungle
Not far away from where our Mumbo
Made his famous bungle*