So He Mooned Him
At 2a.m. Sir Robin found
His navel turned pitch black
His lady put her gown on
And ran off to fetch the quack
The Low-flying Pelican
The pelican flew very low
When landing in the pan
The ducks all dived for cover
When their leader shouted, “Man!”
This Protection Thing Is a Racket
The catamaran chased the mouseamaran
All over the bay till he caught her
So the mouseamaran called the dogamaran
And begged him to come and to thwart her
He Cheers Mumbo Up*
When you see a giraffe who is starting to laugh
You can’t help but join in, it’s contagious
Cos his skinny legs shake till you think that they’ll break
And his wobbling head looks outrageous
He’s Not So Dozy
It’s not unusual to see a lizard when it’s sunny
But to see one in a snowstorm, well that really would be funny
I think it’s very clever of the chilly-blooded lizard
To stay curled up in his cosy bed whenever there’s a blizzard
Obesity and Bulimia are Poles Apart
Old King Coal was a scrawny old pol-
ar type bear with black hair and bright eyes
The blame for his wasting away can be placed
On his fatuous flair for disguise