Minimammalistic
An infant kangaroopium
When born is Lilliputian
I think it looks peculium
Ensconced in its marsupium
The Low-flying Pelican
The pelican flew very low
When landing in the pan
The ducks all dived for cover
When their leader shouted, “Man!”
Can She Drink Eight Glasses At Once?
Ida the spider with cider inside ’er
Spins webs that make all other spiders deride ’er
Though Clyde tried to guide ’er and Di’d often chide ’er
She’s prideless with cider inside ’er insides
Perhaps He Was Created?
The platypus appears confused
By evolution’s wit bemused
And nature proves with this hiccup
You can’t evolve when downside up
Reach for the Stars
Down in the veggie garden
Said a plant, “I beg your pardon,
I’ve a dream and you are not supposed to mock it
How I’d love to claim my place