She’s a Fawkesy Lady
Penelope has never had a boyfriend or a lover
It seems the task of finding one is simply way above ’er
Her mother says if she don’t find a husband ere December
She’ll kick her out the house so hard she won’t even remember!
It Wasn’t Me!
Of this short verse I am the poet
But I have no desire to show it
So I will say I think it’s dim
And it was writ by Sue de Nym
Why Humour and why poetry?
They say that love makes the world go round. If that is true, then laughter must come a close second. For most of us, when we hear a funny joke, we can’t wait to tell it to someone else and make them laugh. I love stuff that makes me laugh: TV & (old English)...His Friends Always Said He’d Go Far
Toby the toad hopped across the main road
As if it were a river-games tournament
With a hop and a jump and a vroom and a bump
He became a Mercedes hood ornament
He Was Potty About Her
The potter and his girlfriend fought
She trashed his work across the floor
She called him some atrocious names
Then packed and, leaving, slammed the door