In Bolivia, the soldiers stationed on the North-West border
Could not see o’er the wall their neighbours built to curb disorder
They tried a tower built of wood, a ladder made of rope
But they only solved their problem when they built a Peruscope
I put a pole inside my toilet
But the landlord in control
Went off to court, the judge agreed
“Your contract has not one loo pole!”
I met a man the other day
A luv’ly feller, I must say,
He spoke of opportunity –
Of earning with impunity
The largest fairy ever born
Lives far out in the jungle
Not far away from where our Mumbo
Made his famous bungle*
Her lovers kiss her mouth, her neck
Their lips, impassioned, downward hie
But when they kiss her navel base
they all turn up their toes and die
Sometimes when deep in thought and musing
Life seems backward and confusing
It happens mostly, I detect
When on mirrors I reflect