She Told Them Their Fortunes!
Clara the Clairvoyant has
The most ginormous shiner
If you could see it you would say
You’ve never seen one finer
He’s Only Handy if You Live Next Door
The single guy found DIY stood for Duff It Yourself
When you have no shelf to sit on, it’s tough being on the shelf
Poor old Andy isn’t handy so he isn’t very popular
He tries to help the ladies but he still remains a botchelor
Mumbai Jumbai
A testy teenage elephant
By name of Jezebelephant
Who wanted to rebelephant
Stopped washing – was a smellyphant
Food for Thought
The sweet potato pondered his philosophy of life
The problems of existence and of evil caused him strife
Around and round his mind the questions churned ad nauseam
Until the day he read Descartes: “I think therefore I yam”
First He Puts on His Thinking Cap
My leg wrote letters by the score
To penfriends male and female
But since he bought a laptop
He now sends them all a knee-mail
At Least She Found His End Entertaining
The bore stood on the burning deck
Pontificating proudly
His wife sat in the lifeboat and
She called out to him, loudly