I Can Only Afford One Measly Bottle
I have some itchy spots
Upon my chin which draw derision
I want to buy some calamine
Is this a rash decision?
Little the Bee Is Bigger*
The smallest bird that ever flew?
A fascinating topic!
It isn’t the bee humming bird**
In truth, it’s my crow, Scopic
He Cheers Mumbo Up*
When you see a giraffe who is starting to laugh
You can’t help but join in, it’s contagious
Cos his skinny legs shake till you think that they’ll break
And his wobbling head looks outrageous
This Protection Thing Is a Racket
The catamaran chased the mouseamaran
All over the bay till he caught her
So the mouseamaran called the dogamaran
And begged him to come and to thwart her
Pop Was a Weasel
I dated one summer a lady named Susan
Whose father, a drunkard, was oftentimes bruisin’
Her mother and her for no rhyme or good reason
But all the year round it was “broad-beating season”.
At first I could not understand her distraction
Until I found out, then I sprang into action
What Goes Around …
Grown-up Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet
Her surgeon’s degree on the door
The ill-advised spider who sidled beside her
In sections is strewn ’cross the floor