I Hope He Doesn’t Get Despondent
“I beg your pardon,” sang the frog
In a clear melodious note,
“I cannot croak because I’ve got
A human in my throat!”
Incomparable
A turnip squared Can’t be compared So I won’t.The Little Shop of Vice
Stephanie the starving stripper
Will doff her T-shirt for a kipper
For mutton chops no skirt she’ll wear
A steak removes her brassiere ..
271½ Grams of 2p Rice
Diesel the weasel was shuffling uneasil-
y, talking on one of those fop shows
The host said, “Hey Diesel – strange name for a weasel”
He answered, “It’s better than ‘Pop Goes’”
It was Uplifting, Nonetheless
I bought a book on helium
It really made me frown
The darned thing kept me up all night –
I couldn’t put it down!