He Said it Was a Tax-free Deducktion
Pharaoh the goose was a silver-tongued fowl
Who seemed to investors as wise as an owl
He offered the earth and he promised a dream
But Pharaoh the goose ran a pyramid scheme
He Wanted a Meaty Role
The leg of pork auditioned
For “Good Morning Vietnam”
But he didn’t get the part
Cos he was really just a ham
He Gets Their Seal of Approval
Paul Russ the walrus is Oh! so chivallrous
The girls love his long Arctic nights
He’s courteous and brave
But the thing they most cr
Afraid of Commitment?
Cadger the badger was badgering Madge – a
Cute lady – to close out his bachelor days
But she wants him to dig her a spanking new home
And he’s terribly sett in his ways
And Harassed…
Morty Fied groped Billie Uss
And Billie Uss slapped Morty Fide
So Morty Fide felt bilious
And Billie Uss felt mortified