They Know Their Place
In leopards’ church the members choose
Their seats when they are tots
They sit there their whole lives because
They cannot change their spots
His Couch is a Love Seat
The psychiatrist philosophized
About his fruitful life
Four children and ten grandkids
And his ever-faithful wife
Does He Wear Dungarees?
The beetle, black and very small,
Rolls dung into a little ball
I wouldn’t have the wherewithal
To do the beetle’s job at all
I Bet He’s Feeling Sheepish Now
Will wolf was very, very hot
And filled with bile and loathing
He hated when it was his turn
To wear that darned sheep’s clothing
In Case I’m Short
I’m going to save electricity
I’ll start with a meagre amount
I’m taking a 40 watt bulb to the bank
To open a current account!