Another Sad Tale
Down in mouth I saw the doctor
Hoping to regain my zest
He put this stick inside my mouth
And now my tongue’s depressed
He Cockedupus
When Jock Topus the octopus
(The evil-minded doctorpus)
Dissected Goldilocktopus
To cure her chicken pocktopus
How to Get Verry Drunk
Terry from Derry eats berries on ferries
While Kerry from Bury chews cherries on bread
But Jerry’s more merry than Terry or Kerry
’Cos Jerry drinks perry and sherry in bed
If At First You Don’t Suck Seed
Woody the woodpecker started to pout
Fed up with wood-wood-wood day in and day out
“It beggars belief that this life could excite,
I cannot endure it, this bark has no bite!
My Closet Habit
I read the paper in the loo
When I have nothing else to do
A pastime boring as can be
’Cos loo paper is blank, you see