My Loonyverse
A roll of the eyes and a shake of the head
Are a poetic punmaker’s butter and bread
The louder the groaning, the broader my grin
My Loonyverse beckons, why wait? Come on in!
It Shouldn’t Happen To A Libran
The hare developed cancer
And his fam’ly were appalled
But, though cured by chemotherapy,
The hapless hare’s now bald!
Will ’e desert?
William fled the army
When they held a shooting drill
He ran for cover when the sergeant
Shouted, “FIRE AT WILL!”
Home is Where the Heart Wants it to Be
Mitten the kitten is head-over smitten
She’s fallen in love with a plush Mickey Mouse
It’s soft as her belly and lives on the telly
The warmestest spot in the house
Lonely, I’m Sew Lonely
Sue Ting, the tailor, made her clothing
Lonely, jealous, filled with loathing
Her sister, May, is always dating
How she wished that she were May Ting