He Lives in Shorance
thieves broke in and stole my stuff
That would be turbulently tough
And so I’ve summoned to my place
Insurance salesman Justin Case
What A Performance!
When Madeleina’s boy grew veggies
On a patch ten by ten
Musicians came and trampled it;
Irate, she screamed, “What’s this, then?”
She Gave Him the Chop
The butcher’s wife raged through their shop
A single-minded holocaust
She took all of his sausages
And left — now he’s de-wors-ed
The Yolk’s on Me
I stole some eggs the other day
When on the farmland I encroached
I’m thinking scrambled, maybe fried
The wife is saying poached
The Ace of Clubs
The greatest golfer in the world
Was born in north Taiwan
A little birdie told me that
His name is Ho Lin Wann