You Have To Join the Family Business – Capiche?
“The Paper Foundation for Waste Reclamation”
Was bought by the Mafia in Kensington Mews
The owner, John Dale, said it wasn’t for sale
But they made him an offer he couldn’t reuse
The Walls Are Closing In
Cedric the red brick is sad as can be
Since settling down how he longs to be free
His mortarfication began when he wed
So now he gets plastered each night before bed
Maybe If You Kiss Him…
Joszef the froggy was feeling quite groggy
He’d just had a look at his genealoggy
His forebears, from Warsaw, were royal and soulish
And when he was young he did feel a tad Polish
All Things are Possumble
The possum lay there still as stone
When prodded by McPherson
He wasn’t really dead, though,
He was only playing person!
Does She Have the Guts?
The butterfly, on opening night,
Sat in the wings and trembled
Her heart was all a-flutter
As the audience assembled