So He Mooned Him
At 2a.m. Sir Robin found
His navel turned pitch black
His lady put her gown on
And ran off to fetch the quack
A Co-dependent Never Changes Her Spots
Chuckling Charlie is a cheetah with a cracking turn of pace
So athletic, energetic, full of power, strength and grace
Well … he could be if he wanted to be really commonplace
But instead he’s fat and lazy which his friends call ‘a disgrace’
That’s Not Gneiss
The rock was feeling Boulder
And so Boulder got irate
Rock knew that she was married
And she had a jealous mate
The Immoral of the Story
“Another damning scandal looms”
Reports this morning’s Fable Times
Is there no end to winning’s greed?
So many stoop to sporting crimes!
What a Clot!
Johnny Jyna’s health was very good
’Til last September
That’s when he married Anne
Though why, he cannot quite remember