Snap, Crackle, Aaarrrggghhh!
The maize was mangled with a spanner
The sorghum strangled with a banner
The rice was run down in the city
The barley bludgeoned without pity
How Much Is?
Hugh Jamount said, “Not enough!”
I have to have a lot more stuff
I will be satisfied,” he swore
“When I have just a li’l bit more…”
Blind Justice?
The judge espied the lenses standing blinking in the dock
“The scope of your short-sighted acts caused grief and tears and shock
I have to make a spectacle of you,” M’Lud proclaimed
“It wasn’t us,” the lenses cried, “Your Honour, we were framed!”
She’s Keeping the One Carrot Ring
Mr. Grabett was a rabbit
With a terribly bad habit
He was always being nice to lady bunnies
Mrs. G. voiced her objectio
The Vertical Challenge Accepted
Bridget the midget while drunk had a dream
While plastered she plotted and stewed on a scheme
She looks up at tall people sneering a sneer
All day and all week and all month and all year