It’s Never Too Late to Have a Happy Childhood – Part II
It is such fun to be a brat
And throw your berries at the cat
Course – when you miss you murmur, “Drat!”
But when you hit him they go, “Splat!”
The Corniest
Ears are corny
But eyes are cornea
There’s a Sting in the Tail
Little, the bee was exceedingly small
He was paid no attention by others at all
Ignored for so long, Little’s ego turned brittle
’Cos little bee, Little, belittled was he
The Insomniac’s Revenge
I took issue with my pillow
When I couldn’t sleep last night
And I told it, “Please keep stillo
’Cause you’re making me uptight.”
But my headrest wouldn’t listen,
Kept on wriggling ’neath my ear
All the while prejudicin’
Beauty sleep which I hold dear.
Ode to Roadkill
Jack Splatt will eat no more fat
His wife will eat no more lean
The trucker’s wheels came down the road
And they ran in between