There’ll Be a Mad Scramble for Dinner
Humpty Dumpty, showing agility
Jumped up on a wall to parade his virility
He wanted to show off his delectability
To heck with decorum and respectability
Thinking about Pie?
Isaac Newton in the orchard sitting in the shade
Contemplated weighty stuff while drinking apple-ade
The gravity of worldly matters pulling at his frown
Attractive as they first appeared, they really got him down
Did They Catch Foot and Mouth Disease?
The dentist and podiatrist
Will soon divorce, their love dismissed
What happened to their fairy tale?
They crushed it, fighting tooth and nail
It’s Further If You Go Via The Crow Bar
In Stockholm, Bo, the crow enquired,
How far’s it to the steeple, Bjork?”
He answered, “Four miles if you fly
Or seven as the people walk.”
Who Needs Variety in Their Diet?
Is there rhubarb in the next world?
I should really like to know.
If there’s not it’s not worth dying
For I love my rhubarb so.