Something To Veggie-tate On
The chilli thinks he’s pretty hot
The carrot, she’s a jewel
The bean will string you any line
But cucumbers are cool
Next Time I’ll Try Grease
My mouse squeaks, it’s a beastly din
That ought to be unlawful
I tried some oil – it shut him up
But made the chips taste awful
If It’s a Cold. Why Does My Temperature Rise?
In wintertime I caught a cold
And happy I was not
It’s funny, though, in summertime
I never catch a hot
They Had a Swinging Time
Trapeze troupe artists Kate and Lyle
Performed their act, “The Helicopter”
Though dating sweetly for a while —
When she began to nag, he dropped ’er
There’s Method In My Madness
I’m shorter now than yesterday
And lighter too, I think
Depressed ’cos I was overweight
I went to see a shrink