His Energy Never Flags
He waltzed around the winger
Struck the striker dumb with skill
Reminiscent of a Pele
Or a Zico from Brazil
Then He Fenced It
The kleptomaniac was feeling seriously peeved
Divested of his dignity and totally aggrieved
He’d been accused of pilfering which always made him tense
By a railing manufacturer, that’s why he took a fence
SILV’RILOCKS
Silv’rilocks knocked on the door
Though why she did, I’m not quite sure,
At ninety, she’s as deaf as wood
(Nor would she listen if she could)
It’s Very Draining
Eentsy Weentsy spider, stubborn as a mule
Climbed up the spout, ignoring ridicule
“We’ll see you soon,” they mocked and as they did
Down came the rain and back to earth she slid
They Might Have a Joint Too
The cannibals, tomorrow night,
Will hold a finger supper
With lots of fancy canapés
And flagonfuls of grappa