It’s Only Hide Deep
Humbug the hippo skipped down to the pool
Desiring a dippo his tootsies to cool
When spying a lady he started to drool
They never told him about such things in school
It’s Not The Hole Story
Doug the half a doughnut
Said, “I do not like cocónut
But I sing when icing’s spread upon my bonnet
And this front half of a doughnut
He Showed a Lot of Bottle
Graham Grape was being tortured
Pressed for answers by the swine
Though squeezed to death he told them nothing
He just let out a little whine
The Plane Truth
Pontius the pilot was flying his plane
From Vigo to Gijon and all over Spain
Wherever he flew it, it started to rain
Which nearly drove Pontius, our pilot, insane
Too Lazy To Complain?
When the beasts were created
Nobody debated
Whether He who designed ’em
Could p’rhaps have refined ’em