A Dogged Orator
The canine church last week elected
Their new preacher – well respected
Pastor Pug, the doggy scholar
Who gets to wear the vicar collar
She Gets A Good Ducking
A skinny flamingo named Lynne
Had legs so incredibly thin
When standing in water
They couldn’t support her
There’s No Accounting for Taste
Janet the gannet has circled the planet
In search of her favourite dish
She’s eaten the meat ’n’ the fowl ’n’ the sweet ’n’
She’s finally chosen the ratatouille
There’s Fashion – and Then There’s Clothes
Nouveau Quasimodo fashions
There’s a name that rings a bell
Special pockets on the shoulder blades
For sachets filled with gel
A Case of Sibling Rivalry
In ancient Pompeii a shepherding brat
Would cry, “Wolf!” while his sister looked after the cat
She’d stroke it and groom it and giggle with glee
And sometimes, for fun, she’d run out shouting, “Flea!”