He Has Peas Of Mind
Though most veggies are atheists
There’s one that truth perceives
The minister says, “Lettuce pray”
’Cos lettuce, he be leaves
And I Thought He Was Loony…
I thought I sought a puddy tat
Until I owned Sylvester
Who stalked my c’nary day and night
Desiring to ingest ’er
Damn!
The beaver had his tail cut off
You might say he was fated
Instead of being normal length
He’s been abbeaverated
She Told Them Their Fortunes!
Clara the Clairvoyant has
The most ginormous shiner
If you could see it you would say
You’ve never seen one finer
He’s Only Handy if You Live Next Door
The single guy found DIY stood for Duff It Yourself
When you have no shelf to sit on, it’s tough being on the shelf
Poor old Andy isn’t handy so he isn’t very popular
He tries to help the ladies but he still remains a botchelor