Sadly, Not Too Unpredictable
The fortune-teller and his girl
Decided to elope
His three small brats they left behind
How will the horrors cope?
They Were Talking Bull
The cows went to a moooovie
But they found it quite bemoooosing
The Teenage Mooootant Ninja Turtles –
Not at all amoooosing
Mother Nature Knows Best
Fleming, the lemming, was roundly condemning
The practice preventing his species from thriving
He called for the banning of family planning
And annual bouts of community diving
But You Should See the Rest of My Family!
My sister was an oddball
Ever since she was a tot
And she has these wild ideas
Of what she is and what she’s not
Unlike Cam O’Flarge…
The world’s greatest pickpocket, Gaudy the gecko
Is faster than sound, disappears like an echo
When asked what he looks like, no memory lingers
It pays to blend in when you have sticky fingers