From An Indian Takeaway Joint?
The tiger thought, “I’d like a snack:
Some biccies and a cuppa
And then I’ll sikh a bigger meal
And I’ll Singh for my supper
He’s on the Critical Path
Cleaver the beaver’s an underachiever
While others work hard, he was born parasitic
His cutting indictment of logging’s excitement
He says, is a part of his job as a critic
He Performed His Duties Doggedly
Daniel Nutz resigned his post
With that old job he got too bored
He took employment washing cats
And changed his name to Claude
Behind Every Successful Myth Is A Woman
Mrs Claus, fed up one day
Complained, “I’ve had enough!
You’re jolly in the grotto, but
With me you’re always gruff