Greensleeves and GreenFingers
Sparrow Hood is not as famous
As his elder brother
Nor as colourful a character,
So says his mother
Their Chances of Recovery Are Slim
Rex and Ann are ultra-thin
They diet to get sexier
They’re skin ’n’ bone, and when they phone
They say, “It’s Ann ’n’ Rex ’ere!”
A Sad Tale
The button went to see a shrink
Who asked him why he was so stressed
He answered, “When I’m set to on
I always feel so darned depressed
And I’m Abcessive Compulsive
On my chin there is a dimple
And inside it lurks a pimple
Big and ugly, nestling snugly deep within
Of a girlfriend I am dreaming –
Gambling the Knight Away
Sir Galla had a dreadful night
Around the round card table
He owed Sir Lance a lot of gold –
To pay he was unable