The Outlook Is Grimm
The royal carpenter appears
Before the court today at nine
He’ll prove the throne room floor adheres
To palace standards of design
A No-Win Situation?
The Thai tie tying race is on
Four tying Thais for honours vie
The title’s never yet been won
… It’s always been a tie
The Cannibals are Cooking (Part II)
The cannibals are cooking
(Again) – cordon bleu surprise
The missionaries from Lourdes
Make fine frogs’ legs and great french fries
How do I write a poem? Part 1
There is no one way, no formula that can be applied. The first thing I need is a good idea. The second thing is a smartphone or a notebook to write it down before I forget it. Many good ideas have sidled out of my head never to be heard from again because I thought...Bratwurst the Dachshund
I bought myself a dachshund, which
I thought was rather clever
No, not the dog, the choice I made,
The dog’s the dumbest ever