When I’m Not Fasting
When I go out to dinner
Snails are not my fav’rite pita
I much prefer fast foods
So I’ll most often order cheetah
Marketing
The advertisers tell us if
We buy their brand of cigarettes
We’ll soon be plagued by pretty girls
Blonde bombshells, redheads and brunettes
The Bare Facts of Life
Charlotte the starlet’s a bit of a … prude
“Keep your clothes ON!” she was taught
A script that is crude, rude or lewd is eschewed
Her career – I fear – will be short
Favourites Part 1
I’ve written over 400 poems and people often ask which are my favourites and why. It’s a hard question to answer because I have many and for different reasons. Silv’rilocks, for example, (Goldilocks at age 90) parodies the original in unexpected ways. First published...Diet Is Die Before ‘T’
The cannibal in ancient Rome
Devoured the empress – then much later –
When fighting in the Colosseum
He wasn’t so glad ’e ate ’e