Caught in the Courtin’
The average wife loves the hard-working life
She smiles when he leaves all the chores for her
Why! she only got wed to put sheets on his bed
And to stop him from opening doors for her
It’s an Ant Eek
The ant can make a tuneful noise
When squashed he doesn’t just go splat
It’s very soft, but listen close
You’ll hear it’s in the key B-flat
He Was Boring Too
Billie the Bear feeling grumpy and moody
So lonely and tired, morose and só broody
The boars* had no clue ’bout romance and seduction
Reducing their chance of delish reproduction
The Loonyverse takes over
My struggle with depression was long and difficult. It’s still there in the background but modern medicine has allowed me to get it pretty much under control. I married my beautiful wife Lynne in 2008 and her love and support have made my Loonyverse a much happier...A Mass Exodus
Bill, a gorilla as strong as Godzilla
Pumped iron ’til struck by catastrophe
The babes who would sigh at his shape said, “Good-bye”
When his muscles all started to atrophy