He Needs Dis-tressing
Poor Key the pig has locks of hair
That flourish in his larynx
He lost his voice six weeks ago
For reasons now apparynx
He Exercises My Patience
Bert bodybuilder is obsessed
With all the muscles in his chest
He struts round topless for publicity
Exhibiting his pec-centricity
They Ran Out of Magnetism
Two residents of Warsaw wed
With nought in common so she fled
So different and cold of heart
It’s clear the two were Poles apart
Home Is Wherever She Is
As a snail I’m never lonely
Company I never lack
With mi cordial compan-i-on
Michelle upon mi back
Lunatick Lunatock
The time-piece on the wall annoyed
The inmates of the mental block
Because the thing was always right
They swapped it for a cuckoo clock