Jaws Unfaithfully
“At last that promotion!” Luigi was thinking
A torch at the end of the warehouse was blinking
The Mafia soon would arrive with their booty
And Sicily’s sergeant was doing his duty
They Put a Bouquet on His Grave
Jake, the drake, was the Lord of the Lake
Who had made all his money in scent
He whipped up a fragrance no duck could resist
And he flogged it wherever he went
Now he Uses a Cellphone
Morty Fied groped Billie Uss
And Billie Uss slapped Morty Fide
So Morty Fide felt bilious
And Billie Uss felt mortified
Where There’s Smoke There’s Higher
Lagga the quagga is stoned out on dagga
Extinction? Such rumours he thinks are a farce –
It wasn’t the hunting put paid to his grunting
But chewing the wrong kind of grass
He’s Hoping For a Lean Time
Fudgy the budgie is no longer pudgy
His owner has bought an adorable cat
If you looked like lunch, I’ve a Notre Dame hunch
You’d be trying to lose all your fat!