It was Uplifting, Nonetheless
I bought a book on helium
It really made me frown
The darned thing kept me up all night –
I couldn’t put it down!
Can He See Better than Little Red Riding Hood?
When I sit and I picture the little blind mole, he
Is down in the darkness ensconced in the hole
He has dug since the day he was born
And I wouldn’t have known that he lives in his tunnels
Pull The Udder One…
The diff’rence between hot and cold
Milk? Really! That’s an easy ’un
The hot comes from a jersey cow
The cold comes from a Friesian
Sometimes Males Should Give Multisyllabic Answers
Buzz Buzzard and the buzzy bee
(Called Aldrin) met high in a tree
The bee said to the buzzard, “Buzz”
The buzzard wuz surprised beecuzz
The Second Mouse Gets the Cheese
Martin, the swallow, flew low in a hollow
While eyeing a green millipede
He swallowed it swiftly, the bug went down miffedly
Declaring he soon would be freed
He Kneeded the Dough
Pat Eller, deep in gambling debt
Was tortured in the cellar
They broke his knee, he wasn’t fazed
He had a spare, Pat Eller