Afraid of Commitment?
Cadger the badger was badgering Madge – a
Cute lady – to close out his bachelor days
But she wants him to dig her a spanking new home
And he’s terribly sett in his ways
And Harassed…
Morty Fied groped Billie Uss
And Billie Uss slapped Morty Fide
So Morty Fide felt bilious
And Billie Uss felt mortified
I Hope He Doesn’t Get Despondent
“I beg your pardon,” sang the frog
In a clear melodious note,
“I cannot croak because I’ve got
A human in my throat!”
Incomparable
A turnip squared Can’t be compared So I won’t.The Little Shop of Vice
Stephanie the starving stripper
Will doff her T-shirt for a kipper
For mutton chops no skirt she’ll wear
A steak removes her brassiere ..
271½ Grams of 2p Rice
Diesel the weasel was shuffling uneasil-
y, talking on one of those fop shows
The host said, “Hey Diesel – strange name for a weasel”
He answered, “It’s better than ‘Pop Goes’”