How to Get Verry Drunk
Terry from Derry eats berries on ferries
While Kerry from Bury chews cherries on bread
But Jerry’s more merry than Terry or Kerry
’Cos Jerry drinks perry and sherry in bed
If At First You Don’t Suck Seed
Woody the woodpecker started to pout
Fed up with wood-wood-wood day in and day out
“It beggars belief that this life could excite,
I cannot endure it, this bark has no bite!
My Closet Habit
I read the paper in the loo
When I have nothing else to do
A pastime boring as can be
’Cos loo paper is blank, you see
He Lives in Shorance
thieves broke in and stole my stuff
That would be turbulently tough
And so I’ve summoned to my place
Insurance salesman Justin Case
What A Performance!
When Madeleina’s boy grew veggies
On a patch ten by ten
Musicians came and trampled it;
Irate, she screamed, “What’s this, then?”
She Gave Him the Chop
The butcher’s wife raged through their shop
A single-minded holocaust
She took all of his sausages
And left — now he’s de-wors-ed