The Yolk’s on Me
I stole some eggs the other day
When on the farmland I encroached
I’m thinking scrambled, maybe fried
The wife is saying poached
The Ace of Clubs
The greatest golfer in the world
Was born in north Taiwan
A little birdie told me that
His name is Ho Lin Wann
My Loonyverse
A roll of the eyes and a shake of the head
Are a poetic punmaker’s butter and bread
The louder the groaning, the broader my grin
My Loonyverse beckons, why wait? Come on in!
It Shouldn’t Happen To A Libran
The hare developed cancer
And his fam’ly were appalled
But, though cured by chemotherapy,
The hapless hare’s now bald!
Will ’e desert?
William fled the army
When they held a shooting drill
He ran for cover when the sergeant
Shouted, “FIRE AT WILL!”
Home is Where the Heart Wants it to Be
Mitten the kitten is head-over smitten
She’s fallen in love with a plush Mickey Mouse
It’s soft as her belly and lives on the telly
The warmestest spot in the house