Maybe If You Kiss Him…
Joszef the froggy was feeling quite groggy
He’d just had a look at his genealoggy
His forebears, from Warsaw, were royal and soulish
And when he was young he did feel a tad Polish
All Things are Possumble
The possum lay there still as stone
When prodded by McPherson
He wasn’t really dead, though,
He was only playing person!
Does She Have the Guts?
The butterfly, on opening night,
Sat in the wings and trembled
Her heart was all a-flutter
As the audience assembled
So He Mooned Him
At 2a.m. Sir Robin found
His navel turned pitch black
His lady put her gown on
And ran off to fetch the quack
A Co-dependent Never Changes Her Spots
Chuckling Charlie is a cheetah with a cracking turn of pace
So athletic, energetic, full of power, strength and grace
Well … he could be if he wanted to be really commonplace
But instead he’s fat and lazy which his friends call ‘a disgrace’
That’s Not Gneiss
The rock was feeling Boulder
And so Boulder got irate
Rock knew that she was married
And she had a jealous mate