I Put Off Finishing This…
Procrastin plays the waiting game
Accomplished: he prefers a thrill
The match-up always ends the same
Procrastin 8, Accomplished nil
He Saved His Neck
Denis the dentist was biting the bullet
The canine was rotten, he’d just have to pull it
The man in the chair wouldn’t like the prognosis
He prayed it would not be his last diagnosis
Cavity Depravity
The dentist with his chair and drill
Can make you shudder; feel quite ill
So next time you must visit there
Munch garlic first and perm his hair!
At School They Said I Was Half-baked
I’ll strike with sodium chloride
And with pancake mix bespatter
Of all the crimes I love, my fav’rite
Is a “salt and batter”
You Have To Join the Family Business – Capiche?
“The Paper Foundation for Waste Reclamation”
Was bought by the Mafia in Kensington Mews
The owner, John Dale, said it wasn’t for sale
But they made him an offer he couldn’t reuse
The Walls Are Closing In
Cedric the red brick is sad as can be
Since settling down how he longs to be free
His mortarfication began when he wed
So now he gets plastered each night before bed